Monday, February 27, 2006
Fear of a Vegan World
It’s just not natural . . .
No wonder they call it The Holy Land. A spoof ad from Holy Virals, found on Metacafe, makes a pitch for Israeli tourism by remaking the connection that Jesus Jeans made back in the 1970’s. At the opening of the clip, notice the Metacafe logo font and “Are you bored?” tagline—look familiar?
Reader David Schaap has blogged a great interpretation of George Clooney’s feel-good political film (the black and white one, I mean). “This film is not about the wanton abuse of political power for self-aggrandizing purposes and the persecution of liberals and other political enemies during the 50’s. Oh, no. It is about the persecution of smokers today.” Great stuff. “Are you now, or have you ever been, a smoker?”
Unbeatable politically correct prediction strategy, or just a wild guess? Check the odds of winning Oscar gold by playing someone both gay and famous at Encyclopedia Hanasiana
From the marketing material for StagKnight: “An entirely independent project, following in the footsteps of Shaun of the Dead, StagKnight boasts better kills, hotter babes, more laughs and one of the most original horror villains ever seen.”
Am reminded of lyrics from Roger Water’s best solo album, Amused to Death (itself inspired by Neil Postman’s best book, Amusing Ourselves to Death—worthwhile if you’ve not already read it, especially now that the 20th anniversary edition has an excellent introduction by Neil’s very funny son, Andrew Postman):
No tears to cry
No feelings left
This species has amused itself to death.
Am also reminded of lyrics from Leonard Cohen’s song, The Future, on the soundtrack to Natural Born Killers:
When they said repent,
I wondered what they meant.
Or as Postman himself said, “What is the antidote to a culture’s being drained by laughter?”
Better kills, hotter babes, more laughs: Could it not be the slogan of most videogames? The tagline of most media? The national anthem of most contemporary cultures?
What Does Hollywood Have to Do with Jerusalem?
There are only fourteen books worth reading each year
Why Are Foreign Films So… Foreign?
Tree of Life Shooting Locations in Smithville, Texas
The Movie Theater is Officially Dead
If 2001 Came Out in 2012
Apple’s New iPhone Best Explained by the Movie The Prestige
You know You’ve Seen Star Wars Too Many Times When…
When Search Engine Metrics Get… Awkward
The Cinema IS the New Cathedral
The Truman Show as DSM V Category
When You Have to Run and Pee During the Film
True Grit and Canada
TIME magazine mock-ups in movies
The Princess Bride as Grading Rubric
Let’s Hope This Isn’t The Only Way Tree of Life Could Win
I’ll take my clothes off, and it will be shameless…
The Descendants on the Couch
“Nuked the Fridge” is the new “Jumped the Shark”