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If you haven’t been to the
movies in ten years, don’t worry: Tom Hanks is still playing
a sympathetic schmoe who gets shipwrecked on an island in the
south pacific, faces grave dangers, and comes out not only alive
but happier. In 2000 it was Cast Away. In 1990 it was Joe
Versus the Volcano. Except that Helen Hunt replaces perennial
Hanks co-star Meg Ryan in the newer version, the two films have
a lot in common. In both films, corporate man goes on vacation
and gets in touch with his animistic spirit side, and then returns
to civilization like an unrhyming ancient mariner, a wiser and
humbler man.
What you see in the similarities and differences between these
two films reflect both Mr. Hanks evolution as an actor interested
in exploring "meta" themes and also, unfortunately, a wider cultural
trend of fatalism and pessimism that has grown as Hollywood attempts
to deliver more "real" or "authentic" fables through illuminated
celluloid manuscripts.
brain clouds
In 1990, John Patrick Shanley was both writer and director
for Volcano, a goofy but earnest redemption tale billed
as "A Story of Love, Lava, and Burning Desire." Hanks plays Joe
Banks, a hypochondriac advertising librarian of a medical supply
company on Long Island City. The film opens with the superimposed
script of a fairy tale: "Once upon a time, there was a guy named
Joe who had a very lousy job." We open on Joe and his colleagues
going to work in scenes that are reminiscent of such classic
labor films as Metropolis and Modern Times, in
which sheep-like employees try to tolerate another day of grinding
dehumanization at the hands of a meaningless capital labor market.
Joe’s path to work is an uneven sidewalk laid out in a
bizarre maze that, when seen from above, forms his company’s
logo. Joe’s company is American Panascope, "home of the
rectal probe" and metaphorically, it is to such a location that
Joe ends up shoving his job after learning that he only has six
months to live when a doctor informs him that he has a "brain
cloud."
The next day, a mysterious billionaire makes Joe an offer he
can’t refuse: live like a king and die like a man, by living
richly for as long as it takes to sail out to a remote island
named Waponi Woo, and then jumping into the island’s volcano
to satisfy the local god’s 100-year need for sacrifice.
Natives of Waponi Woo, it turns out, are too addicted to an orange
soda ironically named "Jump" to be interested in performing any
of the actual jumps required to propitiate the local volcano
god. The entire diagnosis of Joe’s disease, Joe’s
flirting with and then falling in love with Meg Ryan’s
third character, Patricia, and the Volcano sacrifice all turn
out to be a strange conspiracy concocted by the mysterious billionaire,
who happens to be Patricia’s father.
The father, though we don’t see him more than once in
the film, seems to symbolize random chance and Satan simultaneously.
Patricia says, "My father says that almost the whole world is
asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you
talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live
in a state of constant total amazement." While this sounds like
something Morpheus says to Neo in The Matrix, it is actually
much closer to what the serpent meant when he said to Eve, "Your
eyes will be opened, and you will be like God." The billionaire’s
name is S. H. Graynamore (Gray no more, hinting at Oscar Wilde’s The
Picture of Dorian Gray) and his offer to Joe is the very
Faustian bargain of living like a king (briefly) and dying like
a man (permanently), the offer that’s available to all
of us whenever sin seems more satisfying than righteousness.
Joe, believing he’s going to die anyway, immediately accepts.

What Patricia and Joe come to realize, through the course of
their adventure together, is that they had inadvertently placed
a value on their soul that was far below its actual eternal value.
Patricia has her own Faustian bargain with Dad—she’s
agreed to make the trip only so she can have the boat in exchange
(it later sinks). Joe only took and kept his "very lousy" job
because he was habitually willing to sell himself short. Joe’s
real sickness, of course, is not a brain cloud but soul sickness.
The clincher in Volcano comes when we see Joe ascending
the mountain, on a path that is as crooked as the one he was
forced to take every day into his very lousy job. The volcano
is symbolic of Joe’s job, in that both threaten the loss
of one’s soul. In fact, the company logo appears frequently,
each time representing a path to destruction: the path leading
up to the factory, the rectal probe that the company makes, the
bolt of lightning that sinks the ship, the lava flow down the
side of the volcano, the crack in Joe’s apartment, and
a constellation. If it isn’t absolutely clear, Joe’s
boss is even named Mr. Watori, about as similar to Waponi as
you can get without being identical.
casting call
But if ubiquitous corporate logos in the early 90s were a sure
sign of soul sickness for the main character, then ten years
later products became so tyrannical as to actually become the
main character, while the lead human actor simply plays a supporting
role in making the corporate propaganda seem believable. And
this time the corporation isn’t contrived; it’s real.
As Coyote Ugly was to Budweiser Beer, so Cast Away is
to the Federal Express Corporation: a two-hour tribute to a product
placed so ubiquitously in the film that it’s hard to imagine
a single scene in which the advertiser does not have its logo
taking up at least thirty percent of the screen. By the film’s
end, it is clear that Tom Hanks didn’t actually get the
lead role, but instead had a supporting role used to buttress
the omnipresence of the godlike FedEx Corporation. In this light,
one wonders just how intentional the writer’s double meaning
of the phrase "cast away" was meant to be taken, as the film’s
cast is literally as far away from the center of the film’s
meaning as anything in recent memory.
Hanks plays Chuck (to discard) Noland (No Land), a single white
manager epitomizing all that is simultaneously sympathetic and
horrible about the world of Dilbert and Homer Simpson. His entire
universe is ruled by his company, which allows his personal life
only minor intrusions into the demanding flow of daily shipments.
At what is set up as a very Norman Rockwell-style family dinner,
we are somehow lulled into accepting the bizarre abnormality
that Noland is not having dinner with friends and family, but
with colleagues from FedEx whose fascinating chitchat revolves
around delivery times, personnel crunches, and sorting schedules
as though it’s the most meaningful thing since, say, the
birth of Christ—sandwiched into which is the only real
purpose of the scene, which is to reveal that Noland’s
fiancée Kelly has been previously married. By the film’s
end, the reasons for Kelly’s past romantic failures are
abundantly clear, and we wonder if her name is meant to imply
her temporary status as a "Kelly girl." If the Federal Express
Corporation is not the lead role in the film, then why is papa
FedEx, CEO Fred Smith mentioned by name not once but twice, and
actually is in the film playing none other than himself, intoning
with godly solemnity how pleased he is at the prodigal-like return
of lost sheep Noland?
After giving Kelly an engagement ring box that she never opens,
Noland undergoes his updated Robinson Crusoe experience of being
cast away, and awakes to find himself all alone on a South Pacific
atoll. Thus begins the most potentially meaningful 45 minutes
of the film.
crusoe too
Like Robinson Crusoe, Noland is only able to play sole survivor
by salvaging the washed up detritus of his culture’s wreckage,
which he initially sorts like a dutiful employee, as though tomorrow
he’ll be able to deliver these misrouted packages. Finally
he begins opening them up—all but one—and he discovers
a wealth of intentionally useless but functionally practical
tools with which to implement his strategy for survival. A fishnet
stocking dress becomes, quite simply, a fishnet. A pair of ice
skates becomes an axe and a dentistry tool. A volleyball gets
put to even more meaningful use. The only things of immediate
uselessness are his two heretofore umbilically attached appendages,
his pager and his watch. The only unhelpful FedEx Pak contains
a divorce agreement, the significance of which grows as the film’s
symbols begin to evolve.
After a day of gathering both his wits and his tools, Noland
sets out to make fire, remembering what little he can from Boy
Scouts. Like Prometheus, he is both successful and condemned
for his achievement, cutting open his hand on a piece of wood
he is using. In textual anger but subtextual allegory, Noland
picks up the Wilson volleyball and hurls it against a rock.
The incomplete interpretation of this scene is to read
the volleyball as evidence of mankind’s need for community,
since Noland immediately begins talking to it after painting
a face on it. What is actually happening is the classic
socio-anthropological view of the "birth of religion" as Noland,
coming from an entirely secular culture with no revealed truth
available, is forced to create his own deity. In a Nietzschean
reversal of the Judeo-Christian story, Man makes god in his own
image and with his own hands, which is why the face of Wilson
derives from the bloody imprint of Noland’s palm. In keeping
with the worldview of a presumably secularized audience, Noland’s
initial relationship with his god is extremely casual, fun, and
funny to watch. Later in the film, however, when Noland feels
he may be losing his mind (as evidenced by his talking to a volleyball),
he kicks it out of the cave only to run immediately after it.
In a tremendously significant piece of dialog, Noland submits
himself to his god by apologizing to it, breaking down in tears,
and promising, "Never again."
The role of self-generated dyadic conversation in our species
is explored fully by Julian Jaynes (The Origin of Consciousness
in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind), whose theory on
the origin of consciousness is itself an unwitting anthropological
echo of the Genesis creation story. The proof of Noland’s
submission to Wilson the volleygod is revealed in his before-and-after
descriptions of his achievements on the island. When he makes
fire, Noland exclaims, "Look what I have done!" Finally, when
Noland makes it off the island, he shouts triumphantly, "We did
it!" The evolution from "I" to "we" in relation to his god is
one of the most significant aspects of the film.
Noland, incidentally, is only able to escape the island by rigging
half of a truly portable potty (which has blown in from where?)
into both a shelter and a sail. Is civilization pure shit? In Joe
Versus the Volcano it is. Is this why the port-a-potty is
the only thing Noland finds from the outside world in his entire
four years? Or is the portion of port-a-potty an oblique and
unintended nod to the necessity of a benevolent providence to
get the protagonist out of his fix? The answer is neither; it’s
a random universe, the script says, and you might as well stick
around because statistically, you’re just as likely to
get some good stuff with all the bad stuff. My own theory is
that the port-a-potty was blown over from Malaysia, where it
was leftover construction equipment from the creation of the
world’s tallest building, now about to be eclipsed by one
being planned for Saudi Arabia.
a tale of two returns
Noland’s final Old-Man-and-the-Sea moment on the cross,
stretched out Christ-like on the raft just after his god abandons
him by floating away, is the crucial scene. The tragedy at this
moment is that, after all he’s learned about his true self,
his true identity, and his plight not only as a marooned man
but as a member of a marooned species, is that when he comes
to the end of his metaphoric and literal rope in attempting to
retrieve Wilson, instead of choosing to follow his god and be
saved (the ocean liner is moments away, after all), he opts for
mere biological survival by swimming back to his raft. Faith,
in other words, is only useful if it can help you live in the
physical world.
What Noland returns home to, it turns out, is worse than a slow
and torturous death, much less a quick and brief death by drowning
after winning a courageous victory over a brute nature that tried
to enslave you.
It is in the nature of the return that we see what each film
is trying to tell us about modern man’s malaise, and where
the solution may lie. The nice thing about Joe Versus the
Volcano, for all its retrospective obviousness, is that it
plays out its themes of Romeo and Juliet, Robinson
Crusoe, and the Odyssey (the three books Joe has stuffed
in the desk of his corporate job) with a hopefulness about life,
with a confirmation that true love can conquer death, and a desire
at the conclusion to get away and stay away from "the things
of man."
Joe and Patricia are never shown actually returning to civilization.
They are simply shown floating on Joe’s luggage as the
moon rises over the ocean, happily embracing each other and awaiting
life’s next adventure. But in Cast Away, the main
character does return, and in doing so he ruins both the movie
and almost completely negates the value of the lessons he’s
learned on the island.
hoping for love
Noland’s psychic survival on the island depends on a
very biblical trinity of faith, hope, and love. His faith is
manifested in the aforementioned Wilson volleyball (a branded
product). Noland’s hope is found in the unopened FedEx
box (another branded product) with the mysterious enchained wings
symbol on it that is the signature of the artist Bettina. Love
is symbolized by Noland’s pocketwatch photo of his fiancée
(the only non-branded product). But as things turn out, Cast
Away reverses the hierarchy of 1 Corinthians 13:13 by making
hope the greatest of the three, while faith is temporarily useful
but ultimately discardable, and love is decidedly the last and
least among these. If it doesn’t have a brand, then it
might as well not even exist.

Real love, in fact, is the only thing that truly gets cast away
in the film. Noland returns home to discover that Kelly is now
married with a daughter of at least two years, suggesting that
she either got married or impregnated (or both) only a year after
Noland’s disappearance. If love were real, let alone true,
then Kelly would have (a) waited (she "knew he was alive") or
at least (b) would have, on accepting the news of his "death," honored
his memory by finishing her Ph.D. (her already written dissertation
was going to be defended on January 12, just three weeks after
the plane goes down on Christmas Eve). Instead, she jumps immediately
into marriage and procreation with the nearest economically viable
guy, making it reasonable to assume that her first failed marriage
will not be her last.
And then there’s the strange subplot of the dental drama,
in which Kelly’s new husband ends up being the guy who
once performed a root canal on Noland, while Noland is busy on
the island taking out his own bad tooth with an ice skate. Is
true love a toothache, and you’ll feel better if you just
perform a self-inflicted non-anesthetized extraction? It’s
a jarring contrast not only to Joe Versus the Volcano,
in which true love is equated with both sacrifice and redemption
(the volcano spits them out to live happily ever after), but
also to another fairy tale movie. In the allegorically dead-on Princess
Bride, Westley makes a similar return from the presumed dead
to an already married Buttercup by saying, "Death can’t
stop true love. It can only delay it." Hanks doesn’t get
true love, but we’re supposed to believe its good news
that he implicitly gets to jump into a relationship with the
maker of the of the mysterious FedEx box, who is coincidentally
(a) female (b) beautiful and (c) available thanks to her perfectly
timed divorce (or break-up, divorce being so passé) from Dick
of Dick and Bettina fame.
the new family
Ultimately, Cast Away reveals corporate culture’s
eerie and pathetic attempt to offer us transcendence. FedEx is
family, Chuck Noland is one of the family’s "lost sons," and
his return is proof of what a benevolent patriarchy the corporation
really is. But because the bottom line of corporate culture is
the bottom line of the annual report, we must ultimately get
back on the assembly line and keep producing. Otherwise the economy
won’t be strong enough to offer us these two-hour reveries
as escapes from our otherwise monochromatic lives.
This is why the obvious and screaming question being begged
in Cast Away is completely ignored: in the real world,
had Noland returned to America, the last thing he would do is
jump back on the FedEx org chart, which he seems to do without
question. Instead, we get a Noland who reassimilates himself
back into the American borg so rapidly that it makes your head
spin. His most revealing comment comes just when he should be
pouring his guts out to Kelly: "So let me get one thing straight
. . . Tennessee has a football team?"
It was FedEx who stranded him on the island, a FedEx package
that kept him alive on the island, and a FedEx party that declares, "Tomorrow
we’re going to bring you back to life." Death, descent,
and resurrection, all brought to you by our corporate sponsor.
It’s worth noting that Fred Smith, CEO of FedEx, is the
only non-actor in the film, justified by the fact that he’s
playing himself. If this doesn’t confirm the victory of
advertising over art in contemporary culture, then nothing does.
and the moral of that story is . . .
And just what is the ultimate wisdom Hanks’ characters
acquire on their respective spiritual sojourns? In Volcano,
he learns to stay away from the things of man, psychologically
if not always physically. This is a true and valuable realization,
on par with the idea of not holding too closely the things of
this earth, where moth and rust et cetera.
Yet in Cast Away, Noland’s profoundest confession
to a colleague is that he knows what he has to do: "I have to
keep breathing. Because tomorrow the sun will rise. Who knows
what the tide could bring?" At first, his "keep breathing" statement
seems like a brief glimpse of hope in an otherwise hopeless situation,
something he learned on the island when all odds were against
him. But then you remember that "keep breathing" is the advice
your doctor gives you when you’re on the brink of suicide,
right before he prescribes massive quantities of mood stabilizers.
"Keep breathing" is literally all the audience can bring itself
to do at this point in the film, such is the punched-in-the-gut
gasping incited by the psychic despair here offered as a prescription
for hope.
For Hanks, who was personally involved in the evolution of the Cast
Away story line, this is a strange place to evolve to,
especially in light of the fact that in his personal life he
does seem to have found true love. Every single article on
him mentions his deep and abiding love for his wife, Rita Wilson.
While Cast Away is trying to make an optimistic statement
about perseverance, they have unfortunately replaced true love
with the shallow, serial romantic interludes that Hollywood’s
real world actors are prone to embracing. What Broyles seems
to forget while saving us from a clichéd and predictable ending,
is that true love is never predictable or clichéd. If it’s
true, it is always nothing short of miraculous, no matter how
many times we see it.
Leonard Maltin called Joe Versus the Volcano a "pleasant
if pointless fable." He was wrong. It’s a goofy and clunky
telling of a very valuable lesson. The true God-figure in Volcano is
an unseen and unnamed deity who subverts the Devil’s destructive
intentions, instead offering true life and salvation—both
from the horrors of everyday life and from pretty near literal
hellfire.
Joe’s interaction with this God appears on the pivotal
floating-on-the-raft scene, right when he’s just about
to go insane from sunstroke, dehydration, etc., when the tropical
moon rises and Joe, awestruck, stands on unsteady legs and says, "Dear
God whose name I do not know, thank you for my life . . ." and
then passes out. So where Chuck Noland on his raft gives up on
his volleygod for the sake of raw nature, Joe transcends his
very bad situation to nonetheless offer praise to the one true
God. With Cast Away, Maltin’s smirk about pleasant
pointlessness rings all too true because the story soars to such
heights of incredible potential, only to sink back into a quagmire
of murky relativism.
Chuck Noland’s saga ultimately amounts to an extended
corporate-sponsored vacation for busy executives who need to
get in touch with themselves through nature, so that they can
come back refreshed and ready to produce even more for the capitalist
machine. Twenty percent returns! Keep the stockbrokers happy!
The unintentional message of Cast Away is that monoculture
cannot be escaped, but that it’s okay so long as you’ve
got a nice company like FedEx employing you. The principle that
keeps Noland alive is the same one that keeps corporate culture
alive: don’t open the FedEx box. Don’t open Pandora’s
box. So long as the evils contained therein don’t get examined,
questioned, or discarded, then American culture (and its export,
global capitalism at any cost) can continue on its merry and
depressing way. It’s enough to make you want your own plane
to crash somewhere over the South Pacific.
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